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  This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, andincidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are usedfictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons,living or dead, is coincidental.

  Copyright ©1993 by Carol Higgins Clark

  All rights reserved. Except as permitted under the U.S. Copyright Act of 1976, no part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, or stored in a database or retrieval system, without the prior written permission of the publisher.

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  First eBook Edition: May 2008

  ISBN: 978-044-653717-9

  Contents

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 33

  Chapter 34

  Chapter 35

  Chapter 36

  Chapter 37

  Chapter 38

  Chapter 39

  Chapter 40

  Chapter 41

  Chapter 42

  Chapter 43

  Chapter 44

  Chapter 45

  Chapter 46

  Chapter 47

  Chapter 48

  Chapter 49

  Chapter 50

  Chapter 51

  Chapter 52

  Chapter 53

  Chapter 54

  Chapter 55

  Chapter 56

  Chapter 57

  Chapter 58

  Chapter 59

  Chapter 60

  Chapter 61

  Chapter 62

  Chapter 63

  About the Author

  PRAISE FOR CAROL HIGGINS CLARK AND

  SNAGGED

  “Hilarious . . . Sleuth Regan Reilly wraps every-thing up neatly in the heartwarming tale.”

  —Denver Rocky Mountain News

  “Upbeat, fast-paced.”

  —New York Times Book Review

  “A bit of bawdy, a soupçon of slapstick . . . noone can read just one page.”

  —Washington Post

  “Should delight fans of whimsical whodunits.”

  —Baltimore Sun

  “Breezy and humorous . . . Snagged offers a runon fun and entertainment.”

  —Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel

  “Fresh and funny, Snaggedkeeps you thoroughlyentertained.”

  —West Coast Review of Books

  “A superb mystery writer.”

  —Washington Times

  “Carol Higgins Clark tells a fast-paced, suspenseful story, with never a dull moment and arefreshing sense of humor.”

  —Mostly Murder

  “Carol Higgins Clark has created some delightful characters—highly individualistic, yet down toearth—who frolic through her well-crafted stories,creating humor and satisfying reading in the midstof mystery and mayhem.”

  —Chattanooga Times

  “Suchfun. . .Clark writes with skill and humor. . .there’s much to like in this tale.”

  —Miami Herald

  “A snappy murder mystery . . . Clark proves herself a nimble and entertaining writer.”

  —Topeka Capital-Journal

  “A fun read.”

  —Tulsa World

  “A page-turner.”

  —Grand Rapids Press

  “There’s something for all ages in this mystery—from young Regan to the delightful elderly . . . another fast-moving mystery from super-sleuthRegan Reilly.”

  —Oakland Press

  “A refreshing style. . .With humor and wit, almost with a tongue-in-cheek attitude, the author developsunusual characters and a suspenseful story.”

  —Chattanooga News-Free Press

  “A romp.”

  —Calgary Herald

  BOOKS BY CAROL HIGGINS CLARK

  Decked

  Snagged

  Iced

  Twanged

  Fleeced

  Jinxed

  Popped

  Burned

  Hitched

  Laced

  Deck the Halls

  (with Mary Higgins Clark)

  He Sees You When You’re Sleeping

  (with Mary Higgins Clark)

  The Christmas Thief

  (with Mary Higgins Clark)

  Santa Cruise (with Mary Higgins Clark)

  For my siblings and sibling-in-law, Marilyn, Warren and Sharon, David, and Patty,with love.

  Regan Reilly would like to thank the following people for assisting in her birth: Michael Viner, Nanscy Neiman, Larry Kirshbaum, Maureen Mahon Egen, Eugene Winick, and Lisl Cade. She is also grateful to the author’s mother, Mary Higgins Clark, for introducing her daughter to a life of crime!

  SNAG—any obstacle or impediment

  Ride on! Rough-shod if need be, smooth-shod if that will do, but ride on! Ride on over all obstacles,and win the race!

  Charles Dickens

  RICHIE BLOSSOM TUMBLED from the side of his bed as he bent over in an awkward attempt to pull on his brand-new pair of panty hose. “Birdie,” he exclaimed, smacking a kiss in the direction of the enlarged Kodak of his late wife, snapped at their last picnic in the backyard, “I wish you were the one wiggling into these.” His writhing contortions matted down the flecked, gold-and-sea-green shag rug that had been bought in celebration of their forty-fifth wedding anniversary.

  “Yahoo,” he yelled to his reflection in the mirror on the closet door as he kicked his heels in the air, “even the nails of the Wicked Witch couldn’t put a run in these babies.” Like a June Taylor dancer, he splayed his legs, then brought them together, practicing the scissor motion that had become so popular in aerobics classes, as he admired his satiny gams. “Not a run, not even a snag,” he muttered enthusiastically. He grabbed the material around his right foot and pulled hard, knowing that the callus on his heel would normally be rough enough to split wood. He let go of the luxurious fabric bunched in his hand, started to sit up, and then, for good measure, gave it one more yank before bending his leg and pulling it close for further examination. “There isn’t a mark,” he whispered.

  He looked around anxiously, as though someone could hear him. The run-proof, snag-proof, callus-proof panty hose was his invention. The realization of the dream he had had when Birdie, short for Bird Legs, had never been able to find hose that didn’t blow in the wind around her matchstick ankles. She had tugged and yanked at them so much that no pair ever lasted more than one round of miniature golf.

  “Birdie, Birdie, Birdie,” he sighed happily, gazing at the picture that unfortunately had been clicked just as Birdie was about to yell at him to hurry up. It was the last picture on the roll, so no retake had been possible. Birdie’s unexpected demise in her sleep that night meant that Kodak was out a sale and her panty-hose troubles were laid to rest. “But I’ve created this masterpiece in your memory, my little buttercup.
Women will be able to buy it in any color, and each pair will last for years. Who in the world could have any objection to that?”

  Maybe it was the way the sun slanted through the thick Miami air and reflected off Birdie’s scrunched-up nose in the picture frame, but one thing was for sure. Birdie looked worried.

  THE ROAR AND vibrations of the 747’s engines underneath Regan Reilly’s feet were no match for the snap, crackle and popping of her neighbor’s gum. For hours she had tried to ignore it as they crossed the country, but the wad of Bazooka in her seatmate’s mouth was continually being replaced with the next stick in an economy pack. The only respite was during the doll-sized “meal,” which Regan picked at before abandoning the miniature fork, deciding that the dollop on her tray, grandly termed lasagna al forno, bore an uncomfortable resemblance to mystery meals she had endured in college.

  Regan pushed the button to ease her seat back, hearing the annoyed sigh of the person sitting behind her, and closed her eyes. She bolted upright seconds later when the first bubble from a fresh piece of gum was enthusiastically decimated by her seatmate, who was now buried in a tabloid whose headline warned of UFOs bearing pregnant skeletons landing at Euro Disney. Where’s Miss Manners when you need her? Regan thought. Probably riding in first class.

  Feeling her body twitch as another bubble lost its fight for survival, Regan leaned forward and pulled her copy of USA Today out of the seat pocket in front of her. For some reason she always loved to read this newspaper on airplanes, checking out the weather map for the conditions of the cities all over the country, and especially the ones they were passing thirty thousand feet below. Not exactly like traveling in a wagon train, with the wind blowing off your bonnet, but with a little imagination one could conjure up a nasty day in Butte, Montana, or dismal skies, not too promising, in Chicago. But one thing Regan could never understand was why the captain would get hold of the microphone and interrupt the in-flight movie to announce that the speck below was the Grand Canyon. Oh, great. Let’s all raise our window shades and make the actors on the screen a bunch of shadows and the people who paid their four bucks for the headsets a bunch of squinters yelling, “Pull down the shades!”

  Once again Regan read the prediction for her destination—Miami, Florida. Muggy and hot. No surprise there. Regan, who had inherited the pale skin, blue eyes and dark hair of her Irish forebears, was not a sun worshiper, but she loved a swim in the ocean.

  A thirty-year-old private investigator from Los Angeles, Regan Reilly was coming to Miami to be a bridesmaid for the ninth time. This occasion was the nuptials of her childhood friend Maura Durkin. Maura’s father, Ed, had worked for Regan’s father, Luke, in his first funeral home in Summit, New Jersey, then decided to open his own place in Miami, where business was always good. The families had remained close and Regan’s parents and Maura’s parents always saw each other at the annual funeral convention, which, not so coincidentally, was being held in Miami this weekend.

  “You know old Ed,” Maura had told Regan. “He wants all his friends from the biz at the wedding, and what better time to schedule it than when they’re all going to be down here anyway. Besides,” she added, “I think he’s getting a break on the flowers from a floral exhibitor at the convention.”

  “I imagine there are a few sample guest books floating around you could grab too,” Regan replied, “not to mention limousines, cosmetologists who can do your makeup, hair . . .”

  “Oh, I already asked the woman who does the hair for my father’s clients if she’d be interested, but she says she has no experience doing the backs of people’s heads.”

  “OH, GOD!” Regan had always laughed with her oldest friend at some of the absurdities of growing up with a mortician father, a bond they would share until death did them part. When they were little and discovered “The Munsters” television show, where Herman, the father, worked at a funeral parlor, Regan and Maura had gone through a stage where they called their fathers Hermie. But their parents drew the line when the girls wanted to make telephone booths out of upright coffins.

  “Ladies and gentlemen, please bring your seat backs to their upright and locked positions, stow away your tray tables, and make sure your seat belts are securely fastened. We’ll be landing at Miami International Airport in a few minutes.”

  There is a God, Regan thought as she obediently complied, making sure that her carry-on bag, which weighed at least a ton, was completely tucked under the seat in front of her. If that thing went flying, Regan thought, someone would end up with whiplash. But if it could just be used to dislodge gum . . .

  The plane swayed from side to side and finally landed with a thump, streamlining down the runway. Scattered applause and a wolf call from a college kid who’d enjoyed a few beers along the way resounded in the aircraft. With her long red fingernails, the bone-thin woman next to Regan, who Regan figured was probably in her early thirties, daintily plucked the pale-pink gob from her mouth, wrapped it in a tissue and proceeded to re-ruby her lips, powder her nose, and smilingly spritz herself with Jardin de Roses perfume that two seconds later assaulted the olfactory glands of everyone in a three-row radius.

  “My boyfriend is picking me up,” she said with a smile to Regan. “He hates it when I chew gum.”

  “Oh, really.” Regan made an attempt at a laugh that to her ears came out sounding incredibly fake.

  “Yeah, but I get so nervous on planes, it makes me feel better. It also helps your ears pop, you know.” She fluffed her light-brown hair as she once again glanced at her pretty but tough face in the mirror of her compact. “My boyfriend has a really good job in real estate down here. So I’m gonna lay on the beach while he works. I can’t wait.”

  “Sounds great.”

  “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Miami International Airport. Please remain seated until the aircraft has come to a complete halt and the captain has turned off the seat-belt sign . . .”

  Before the announcement was finished, the clicks of unfastening seat belts echoed up and down the aisles of the 747 as impatient passengers shifted in their seats and began to gather their belongings.

  “Sir, please remain seated until the aircraft has come to a complete halt,” the flight attendant chirped in a cheerful but firm tone to a traveler already fumbling for his carry-on bag from the overhead compartment. “Federal regulations require that you remain seated—”

  “All right, all right,” the stout middle-aged man grunted as he snapped the compartment shut, his bowling bag now secure under his arm. As he reclaimed his seat, Regan gazed out the window at the hot tarmac, which from a distance looked as if it were hosting a jellyfish hootenanny. Squiggles moving up and down and bouncing back and forth similar to the kind you see right before you faint, Regan thought. It must be hot out there. A late-day swim and a jog on the beach sound pretty good to me. After sitting for over five hours, she was anxious to move and stretch.

  Regan had a reservation at a hotel on Ocean Drive in the South Beach area of Miami, a section that had been renovated in the past five years and transformed into a pastel Art Deco wonderland, complete with trendy restaurants, hotels and sidewalk cafes right across from the beach, and great for people-watching. Modeling agencies had recently sprung up, as fashion photographers started to take advantage of the beautiful setting and weather.

  Luke and Nora were staying a few miles away at the Watergreen, which would be filled with morticians who would be ready to boogie on Sunday afternoon in the Grand Ballroom.

  “All the rooms at the Watergreen have been booked for over a year,” Maura had said.

  “Are there that many morticians descending on Miami this weekend?” Regan had asked incredulously.

  “No, but get this. There’s also a panty-hose convention coming to town.”

  “It sounds like a weekend to load up on free samples.”

  “Control top, thank you. Anyway, I made you a reservation at a hotel in South Beach. It’s funky and more fun anyway. It’s a few doors
down from where my Uncle Richie lives—”

  “How is he?” Regan interrupted. “Has he invented anything new lately? Those chunky earrings he sent me that held a ’big surprise’ sure did. They started tinkling ’You Light Up My Life’ when I was out on a date. Needless to say, I never heard from the guy again.”

  “He gave me the same pair. Luckily I was already engaged. Anyway, now Uncle Richie says he’s really outdone himself, inventing a run-proof, snag-proof panty hose.”

  “If he did, it would be the Eighth Wonder of the World.”

  “No kidding. Right now he’s in the process of letting all the big hosiery companies know about it. I think he wants to start a bidding war.”

  “Well, if they really are unsnaggable, I’m sure the big panty-hose companies will be after them in one way or another. The last thing they want on the market is panty hose that will last more than thirty seconds.”

  “You’re right, Regan. And right now he’s also trying to save the Fourth Quarter, that’s the old folks’ place where he lives, from being bought out. He moved there after Aunt Birdie died. They all have their own apartments, but there’s a community room where they socialize. Richie needs a lot of money by Monday, when their option on the place expires. That real estate on Ocean Drive has gotten really valuable. Naturally there’s a lot of people who want to get in on it, but that means squeezing out the older people who’ve been there forever but can’t keep up with the higher taxes. So with his new invention and the panty-hose people being around this weekend, God knows what he’ll be up to.”

  Regan waited until the plane emptied before getting up, preferring the seated position to the hunched-over variety that people were forced into while waiting for the people jamming the aisles to start filing out.

  Everyone in a rush to go stand around the baggage-claim area. Regan’s seatmate had said a hurried “Have a nice time,” as she charged up the aisle on what Regan assumed were the wings of love. I guess if you have a hot date meeting you, Regan thought, there is more of an incentive to cut people off on your way out. But when the next person you’ll end up conversing with is most likely a taxi driver in a bad mood, what’s the hurry?